Thursday, November 29, 2007

Toast

Well today we got our first snow! A perfect day to go sledding, maybe it kinda melted in the middle of the day. Regardless, it's still cold and a perfect day to sit back have a cup of Hot Chocolate, Coffee, Cider, tea, whatever you prefer, (maybe all four) and have some toast. That's what I wished I would have done, but I had to go to Driver's Ed. POOP!!!!
Anyway what I wanted to say was that Toast is very important to me. It's one of my favorite snacks. It's AWESOME 'cause you have it with any beverage anytime of the year. My Speech next week is demonstrating how to make toast. Not every human can make good toast but THIS human can!

Step 1- Pick bread mostly on personal preference

Step 2- Put it in the toaster (don't worry it gets more complex) Once again you can have it burned, lightly toasted or it's-pretty-much-still-bread-but-a-smidgen-of-crunch-so-it's-toast.

Step 3- The millisecond it pops out get your butter and spread it, then melt it on the bread

Step 4- Jam it up with whatever you prefer, and remember less is more. You do not need a whole lot. It's like in Kindergarten when you'd glue things and the teacher would say, "Just a little dab will do ya." However you do want it spread evenly and cover most of the bread.

Step 5- Put cinnamon and sugar on, with good balance of sugar and cinnamon. Too much cinnamon, YUCK. Too much sugar, yum at first then UGH in five minutes. Make sure the cinnamon and sugar is almost melted into butter. Once again "A little dab will do ya."

Step 6- Don't be too eager to eat your prise. Eat the crust first and then work your way to the middle, 'cause that's the best part. Savor it.

See? That's how you make good quality Toast. It's a very special item. You can also have it with eggs, or put bacon and lettuce and tomato on it and you'll get something the Americans like to call the famous BLT. Toast is the best!!!!! Hopefully with my tips, you can it even better! I'm planning on majoring in Toast.

P.S. When your camping make it over the fire and get the lines checkered, it's real fun!

4 comments:

Krisbby said...

Hey there...my mom loves toast too. Actually, who doesn't at least like it?!? But my mom is indeed a big fan. I watched Good Eats the other day and it was all about toast. Alton Brown did cover other kinds of toast, like french and stuff...but it made me think of my mom. Hope to see you on a Sunday soon!

Anonymous said...

Well did you like it pbj on toast?

michelle said...

When I think toast, I think you. Just so you know. And when I think of you, I see you in the kitchen by the toaster, making toast.

Kaylee's Blog said...

yep.... I just did my toast speech and I'm pretty sure most people feel the same way I do about it, just not as passionate.... I also was able to talk to 2-3 minutes while the toast was toasting about toast.... I guess you could say it's a comfort food, like cookies, gotta find a way to combine them