Monday, March 9, 2009

BREAKING WEATHER NEWS: Winter refuses to yield to spring

During the month of March a stunning and very unusual event has occurred Winter refused to stop his regime and let Spring take over.
Apparently Winter felt unwanted and unloved by the citizens of the Northwest region and therefore and continued his reign over the skies, sending snow, frost and even hail to unsuspecting people.
"I thought I had more to offer than snow just a few months out of the year," said Winter. "I wanted people to see what I could really do given the time."
Spring and Winter planned to swap seasons during the first week of March. However, the cold-hearted Winter refused to let Spring rule the weather.
"I was initially shocked, but things like this has happened before,"Spring commented. "A couple years ago it was same exact story."
This event not only affects the atmosphere, but also the citizen underneath. Some complained of the prolonged weather, other are enjoying it. "It gives me more time to enjoy snowboarding," said Matt Walker while he enjoyed the freshly fallen snow on Brundage Mountain.
"This is ridiculous! We need to move on to Spring," complained Katie Potter victim of the long weather. "I want to plant my garden and go outside in sandals instead of boots."
Citizens of Lewiston, Spokane Moscow and other cities too numerous to count, protested against Winter's stubbornness to move on. "[Winter] is just being selfish," said one anonymous protester, "He doesn't care what happens to the rest of us."
However, Winter failed to care whether (no pun intended) or not the citizens of the world wanted him or not. "He's [Winter] got to realize that sooner or later he's going to have to stop this insanity," Spring said. "If he doesn't people get mad and pretty soon the big man [God] takes care of it."
Winter responded and stated that he only needed a few more months to prove his importance to the world. "People like me, they really do, otherwise no one would live in places like Alaska, Russia or Greenland," said Winter.
Several citizens responded and stated that they would enjoy Winter better if he left when he was supposed to. "People, including myself, get tired of this every single year," explained Spring. "Flowers need to be grow, animals need to come out and people need to go outside and play. We need to move on and he is holding us back."
It continues to be unclear as to when Spring will be able to take hold of the skies. Several governmental agencies are working to negotiate with Winter to let Spring come. If you would like to help bring spring go to http://www.IwantwintertobeoversoIcanwearsandalsforcryingoutlouditsalmostspringbreakandIdon'twantsnowforspringbreakdontbestupidandjustletspringcome!.com

Further breaking news of this event will be posted