Kaylee's Grand Adventures: The search for prepositions

I woke up this morning and decided to look for prepositions. Don't ask me why it just seemed like a fun thing to do. A good way to spend the day. So I packed a lunch and headed outside.
I was thinking about where I would start to look, then I thought, "The Park! A perfect place to start." So I went to the park. I looked above the jungle gym. I walked across the monkey bars. I searched along the side-walk. I went among the kids playing. I ran around the swing set. At eleven o'clock, I sat down to eat lunch before I got too hungry. I ate my sandwich thinking of the next place I would continue my search.
After lunch I concluded to proceed my search throughout the business of the city. So I threw my leftovers in the garbage, (because I'm a good citizen) and went downtown. I went behind Wal-Mart. I walked below and on the bridge and swam beneath the waters. I traveled beside and between the streets. I tried to look beyond the exterior and into the interior of things. I strolled by the school and down by the river. I wandered inside and outside of numerous buildings. I crossed parking lots and went into stores. I hunted over and on top of houses. I walked past Fifth Street, and near McDonalds and farther than you'd think a person could. I trotted through people's yards and to their front door. (which some weren't happy about)
I look, searched, and hunted until every bone in my body ached and stung with pain. It was in this moment that I decided to give up the search. I went from near to far. I looked up, down, over and under everything. Now I was done. I arrived back home and went into my room and there, under my bed was a preposition.

There might be some of you saying to yourself, "What the HECK was that all about?" I'm sorry to say this but you are probably those insane, weird, math people, in which case, you better not hurt your precious left-sided brain thinking about it. Although you left-brained people are much better at math and all that other smart stuff, we right-brained people are so much more cooler, creative, AND funnier. Sorry to burst your bubble!

P.S. In case you took me wrong, I DO NOT in anyway, mean that right-brained aren't smart. Of course we're smart!!! DUH!!! Don't EVER think that you, a right-brained person, as non- intelligent. Like I said we're smart, cool, creative, and funny, and that's not even the half of it!