How many times have you wondered, "How does that work?"
....duh, of course you have.... And following this question only two things happen
1. You never figure it out
2. Someone waaaay beyond your intelligence level (which sometimes may not take much) tries to explain it you, and you end up more confused than you did before. (that's usually the part where you and nod and act like you know what's going on but in your mind your thinking. "Huh? I have no idea what this person is talking about? Are they even speaking English? What is a Phosolyitical?")
Well, if this has happened to you, which it probably has, and if it hasn't you really shouldn't be reading this Blog, but rather saving the world's problems, ....anyway...I have a solution! Next time your so confused about something you don't know what planet your on (Earth) just tell yourself "It's Magic!" There problem solved! So say someone comes up to you and says, "Why is the sky blue?" Instead of saying, "I don't know 'cause I'm an idiot." You can just say, "Magic" see?
Or how about when your teacher asks, "How do move the x over to the other side?"
Answer: MAGIC!!!!
This will solve all your problems instead of not knowing and feeling stupid, you can have a answer, it might not be right, but it's better than, "Well I dunno" So now you can answer any question! I bet your glad I'm such a genius right? Well you might be asking, "How in the world did she get so smart?"
My answer? Magic.... and that's all you'll ever need to know!
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