All things loud and loudest..... unforunately were made

As far as nature goes I really didn't have too many complaints just ticks and mosquitoes were my main problem. There is hardly anything better than falling asleep listening to the sweet cricketing music of the crickets...... unless your crickets are on steroids. Guess what happened last night?..... yup I had some loud crickets..... really loud.... Normally I don't mind, but normally they aren't as loud as semis going down a highway.... So I had to sleep with a pillow over my head, which caused me to wake up with a pretty interesting hair style. A couple weeks ago I had the same problem except there were birds out my window that wished to serenade the world at five o'clock every single morning.... now our sprinkler system fixed that problem (apparently birds don't like to get wet) but crickets are a different matter..... and animals in general are a different matter.... you call the police if your neighbors are keeping you up but you can't call and say, "Yes I'd like you to come down here the crickets are keeping me up." It doesn't really work..... and you can't exactly terminate crickets.... they're kinda hard to find, plus there's a billion of them..... so I dunno, if you have suggestions please enlighten me.... besides of course sleeping with ear plugs and pillows over my head...... I can only think of one good thing about the crickets, according to the Chinese (or some Asian country) crickets bring good luck.... so I must have lots of it!!!