Little Suzy went to school,
The teachers taught her everything.
They also told Suzy to remember it all
(In case she had a test or something).

So Suzy learned about Spanish,
And all kinds of mathematics,
Chemistry and Physics,
And of course grammatics.

She learned about the cultures of the world,
As well as Economy and History,
And don't forget P.E. and Health,
Computers and Physcology.

So Suzy sat and learned all day,
Kept all the information in her head.
She didn't know the consequences,
She just did what the teachers said.

Well, this is what happened to Suzy,
Eventually her head started to ache
From all the things she kept inside
She just couldn't seem to get a brake
From all of the teachings she was taught.

Oh, she told her teachers her problem,
But they didn't take take heed.
They didn't listen,
They failed to see the need.

Suzy shouted to them,
"I can't take anymore!"
She started her tantrum
"It's worse than an overstocked store,
How do I get rid of this surplus?
You can't delete stuff from your cranium!"

Nobody listened
They just didn't see,
What the problem was,
And what it was going to be.

One night Suzy was studying,
Trying to stuff more things in it,
And that what stopped it,
That's what did it.
That one last item she tried to cram,
It didn't work, but it did her in,
And her head went KABAM!

Her brain just exploded,
The reason of course,
It was too overloaded.
Nobody listened
And it brought Suzy demise.
The teachers, of course,
Were very surprised.

No one before her
Had ever died,
From filling a brain
That was undersized.

Needless to say,
It was a lesson for Education,
That tests can be fatal
So to avoid the whole situation,
Of death by explosion
Tests really should be eluded completely.