Yesterday my sister established "Lame Poem Monday" for all us bloggers. The idea is that sometimes we have to get it out of our system with a poem. Regardless of how well-written it is. So here is my kick-off poem to "Lame Poem Mondays"
Math
If there is one thing,
I don't understand
It's math.
Find Y.
Y do I care?
Who cares what x is?
eXcuse me, but I don't care.
How fast is Johnny traveling?
Only police care about that.
Find the measures of the missing arc.
Look in the bible if you want to know.
How many feet in 23 meters?
Enough to make it 23 meters.
If you start on the 10th floor, go up 3 floors, then down 5, up 2 more then down 8, what floor are you on?
Ask the elevator boy, not me.
If there are fifteen kids in Mrs. Schulerizers class and she makes 30 cookies how many cookies per kid?
She's the teacher, you ask her for help.
If only they would leave us alone,
why do we have to know?
The world has got enough problems,
why add more to solve?
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2 comments:
YAAAAAAAAAY! You get extra credit. Your poem rocks.
Thank you! I wonder if I could actually get extra credit in my class for it
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