Thursday, June 5, 2008

Wut Ive lerned at Skool

Well, school ended today, when I arrived I celebrated by going on to youtube. This year at school I've learned quite a bit. So I've decided to share with you what I've learned at school, not necessarily that other half of my life.




  1. I've learned not to run backwards too fast otherwise you might fall over. And who knows, maybe someone else is running backwards as well, and maybe they don't exactly see you —they ARE running backwards— and they could fall over you and it might hurt. (hypothetical situation of course)

  2. No matter how weird you think someone is, you always have at least one similarity, somehow.

  3. Gravity can be expectationally strong some days and especially on some people.

  4. When running down the stairs ALWAYS hang on to the rail, you never know when you may need it.

  5. Einstein was right, human stupidity is infinite

  6. The more you try to look good, the worse you actually look.

  7. If you're smart enough, you can actually convince people you are, even if you're not.

  8. Use lots of big words and they'll think you're a genius, and you'll get a good grade.

  9. When taking a test and you don't understand, pretend you do, and you might get it right.

  10. Just because you take different classes, doesn't mean you can't use what you did in one class in another class.

  11. If you want to check someone's integrity, leave the classroom.

  12. You can't study while sleeping, unfortunately

  13. Read ALL directions before you do something, particularly if it's going to be graded.

  14. Before you blame someone else for your mistakes, check to make sure they're not yours, so you don't look like a fool.

  15. Sometimes the simplest of tasks are the hardest.

  16. If you can't do it right, don't until you can, you'll save a lot of work.

  17. Always have a eraser handy.

  18. Helping in the simplest way, can make the biggest change.

  19. The more you give, the more you'll get.

  20. No matter how old you get people can still be jerks and annoying, so you have to learn tolerance

......And Finally...................

School takes up a lot of paper. Lots of trees get cut down to make all this and you're helping to pay for it. Thanks!!!


2 comments:

michelle said...

Hilarious, Kaylee! You should make a poster of that.

Kaylee's Blog said...

I know, there was even more when I was going through my desk and found all my first semester stuff.