Don't, please don't believe all this none sense about people giving their "true loves" birds in pear trees, guys hopping around or drumming, swans, doves, and girls milking cows, just to name a few. Honestly, if anyone gave me any of those things I'd give them a slap in the face and say, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" Really, what kind of person does that? Only two kinds of people type 1) people who live in whatever century that thought it was cool and romantic to give their love interest a bunch of random items. Type 2) Those who are definitely NOT thinking clearly by all means. I hope you neither 'cause that means you're either dead (which wouldn't be fun) or lost to the world. In case your wondering, "What am I going to get my true love now?" Well, that's why I am here to help I have rewritten the twelve days of Christmas:
On the First day of Christmas my True love gave to me:
A Lamborghini parked in the garage
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Two exciting books
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Three Pirate movies
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four movie posters (or pretty pictures depending on what your into-Don't sing this in the song)
On the Fifth day of Christmas my true gave to me:
Five bags of Chocolate
On the Sixth day of Christmas my True love gave to me:
Six scented candles
On the Seventh day of Christmas my True love gave to me:
Seven packs of Post-its
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight black ink pens
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine cookie cutters
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten comic books (mostly Calvin and Hobbs 'cause they're the best)
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eleven Thank-you notes
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A Dozen Krispy Kreme's
......Now that we have that settled only one question remains: WHAT ARE THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS!?!?!?!?!!
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I think they are the days between Christmas Day and Epiphany, which is in January and celebrates that God revealed Himself in human form through Jesus.
You learn these sorts of things when you research Advent...and, well...you asked...
Clever, the rewriting of this song.
Also, the weird things in the orginal actual have meanings. You can find them on Wikipedia. I'm at a loss as to why a partridge was picked to represent Jesus. Maybe He'd've rather been a Lamborghini.
I've always wondered what the twelve days were, and know I know! Thank You! And as far as I'm concerned I would rather be compared with a Lamborghini than a gross old bird in a pear tree, which we all know that the real reason for pear trees is you get great Marsh-mellow sticks... at least with OUR tree it's better Marsh-mellow sticks not pears
So for you guys it should be "A Marshmallow in a Pear Tree"
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